January 2012
40 posts
My love, do you ever dream of, candy-coated rain...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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I just typed the following..
I’m 31, I’ll be 32 in August.. And instantly felt older than Napolean’s dick.
Jan 26th
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There are two sides to my family. We don't get...
None of my cousins have graduated high school, they work at either McDonalds or the local grocery store. My brother owns a construction company, I am the most awesome person you know, and my youngest brother was on his way to being a fine dining chef before his head injury. My Uncle’s family all hates us. My uncle has called us all miscreants and failures. Yet I’m sitting here...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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So.. I guess I may be moving back to New York...
Jan 24th
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All I really want is to be loved..
LOLJK fuck bitches get money.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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I fell on the ice this morning..
While holding Caitlyn, tried to correct to save her.  Did, but in the process fucked my back up.  Now I’m laying here bedridden, and I’m sure I’ll be dead by noon at the latest. Someone do something to entertain me.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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hey vinnie!: Orlando advice →
heyvinnie: I won’t be there, but I lived there for years so some tips: 1. make sure you visit orange blossom trail late at night. you’ll love it I promise. bring money, a jones for crack, and lowered expectations. 2. bars downtown are way cheaper and more fun than bars at theme parks. but hurricanes at pat…  If you happen to find yourself driving on 434, when you intersect 436 stop the...
Jan 20th
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I grew up in Orlando.
And I haven’t been back since 1997.  I’ve been to Miami, but not Orlando. Wish I could have made this tweetup.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Remember when I was the only guy who hid behind...
Quit stealing my bit, assholes.
Jan 19th
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I can't deal with living this life anymore.
I really can’t.  Something has to change. I can’t stand my job, I can’t stand my house, I can’t stand my city. I’m so overly stressed that it’s making me sick, it’s making me even more depressed than I was, and I’m afraid I’m going to do something stupid. I need help, badly.  I need a life change, or I’m going to have a nervous...
Jan 19th
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Shit, Jay-Z.. I call all the bitches bitches,...
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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What I've learned about myself through dating.
- I am an adventurist, if the thoughts of going hiking or white water rafting turns you off, don’t bother. - I love to eat pussy, but I want my dick sucked. - I didn’t ask you to raise my daughter, I just asked you out for drinks. - I am a clean person, don’t make a mess in my house or car. - If we aren’t married or getting married, my daughter is more important...
Jan 13th
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Sad truth of the Xbox fiasco.
I have gotten a pretty overwhelming response to my post last night regarding my Xbox and losing all my game based income.  Income that I rely on to feed myself, Caitlyn, and pay some bills.  A lot of you guys stepped up and have offered to donate money to help me out. I’ll be honest.  I want to accept it.  I really do. I just can’t. I have this really deeply ingrained sense of...
Jan 13th
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This isn't good.
As some of you know, one of the ways I keep food on the table is by being a semi/professional Call of Duty player. It’s lame, but I rely on on the money that I generate playing and doing commentary. Well tonight my Xbox is DOA. It’s not a normal RROD situation, the network jack has died in me. The biggest issue is I can’t afford to buy toys for Caitlyn half the time, let...
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Just be confident about everything, then people...
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Hahahaha...
This is my Truthful Tuesday, it’s funny. So I hadn’t fapped or had sex in a month or so, this morning I woke up with a raging boney, and figured “Hey, why not?” So I took care of bizznass, and apparently I was backed up because I swear if my jizz was a basketball player it could have dunked.
Jan 10th
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I have an audition tonight at 6..
And I’m horribly nervous.  WTF, I never get nervous.
Jan 9th
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The first time I set eyes on her, I just got that...
Jan 9th
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My girlfriend turned 30 today.
Happy birthday, love.
Jan 9th
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Yesterday was 8 things you've done..
Today please do 8 things you WANT to do, and please tag me in them so I can read it, it’s a rough day for me. 1. Climb Kilimanjaro, which has become an obsession of mine. 2. Summit Everest, at the very least I want to make it to Advanced Base Camp. 3. Lose this weight I’ve put back on, it’s making me miserable. 4. See my Daughter get married to someone who will treat her...
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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heyvinnie asked: NEW YEARS WAS FUCKIN' AMAZING RIGHT! why does my butt still hurt?
Jan 4th
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Heading back to LA.
For a reality TV show casting. Gaming is serious business, apparently.
Jan 4th
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Instead of going out..
I spent New Years holding Caitlyn because she’s terrified of the fireworks that basically go off over my condo. She laid in my arms on my couch shaking for 15 minutes. I wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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goddamngypsy asked: Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness, ease my troubles, that's what you do.
Dec 28th
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Just had a 2 hour conversation with my best...
Who died in 2007.
Dec 28th
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misaimedjaimes replied to your post: I’m sore. Glad you’re okay though. How fares the car? The car is going to need a new set of wheels, as it was them that took the brunt.  The front bumper ripped a splitter off, and I lost my surrounds. It’s driveable, but will need a little work.  Luckily it was a lower median and not the Jersey barriers that were a few feet back.
Dec 16th
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I'm sore.
Dec 16th
Yeah I was just in a car accident. A wesome.
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
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Sociopaths don't have guilty pleasures.
Dec 15th
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ROSES ARE BLUE, VIOLETS ARE RED, SUGAR IS SOUR, I...
Dec 14th